7 perkara ajaib & pelik tentang lelaki

1.knp lelaki ska buah prempuan?
2.knp lelaki ska main blakang?
3.lelaki plg ska korek,tp korek ada mcm2 korek,korek apa agkny?
4.kbykkn lelaki ska main bola,tp..
5.lelaki plg sng ckp i luv u,tp..
6.lelaki ni kebiasaanny xbiasa luar biasa,tp..
7.kesahihan 6 ktrangan di atas

i.pdhal dorg pn ada jgk
ii.pdhal dorg bkn ska pndg blakang pn
iii.korek rhsia la
iv....ada jg yg main bola lain
v....plg ssh ckp i'm sorry
vi....bila da biasa,rsa xluar biasa pun
vii....lu pikir la sndri

Tah apa2,aku xde idea

mekasih suma yg tlah mengomen blog ini. rsa terharu huru-hara gamaknya. tp yg dkesalkn,np xde komen2 yang mengusik hati jiwa naluri perasaan ini kt post yg dtulis dlm english. agk kcewa yg tramat sgtla jgk,cz rsny post2 itu suma mnarik tali prtalian yg tlah djalinkn smnjk anda suma memollow blog ini. slps ini,dwjibkn la,bg anda2 suma yg mmbca post2 english tu,utk mengomen skaligus asparagus blaja english tnpa krelaan anda suma. mntk ampun maaf dr hjg rmbut ikal mygku ini,ke kuku jari kakiku ini,andai trslah bcara kta memeningkn kpala,akal utk mntrjemahkn sgala yg trsirat di post ini. buat follower2 hardcore, tggu, tggu post yg brikutny,psti gmpak trcmpak hak3 utk dbca

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Pantun suka-suki

assalamualaikum, pembuka bicara,
bila dah buka puasa, lega rasanya,
mai sini semua, mai baca,
dah baca, komenla ya

muka bujur, rambut ikal,
misai nipis,mata coklat,
hobi aku main futsal,
watch out,aku nak rembat!

ke sungai memancing ikan,
dapat banyak pulak tu,
aku tau la aku ni tampan,
aku saja je buat tak tahu.

pergi chow kit, mencari pondan,
pondan dicari, untuk dilanggan,
wei,apa dah tak ada lagi ke perempuan,
yang boleh dijadikan teman?

bercinta aku, untuk dicinta,
bukan sekadar saja-saja,
bila dah jumpa,sungguh bahagia,
bila berpisah,tak sudah merana.

aku sedang ingin bercinta,
masih mencari yang dinanti,
bila aku dah jumpa,
aku kunci dia dalam hati.

hitam putih warna ku suka,
milo dan neslo penghilang dahaga,
yang terasa jangan terluka,
aku sengaja suka-suka.

banyak berfikir,pening kepala,
hati tetap belum terubat,
sampai disini saja la ya,
tamat.

Borang Permohonan

Perhatian: Untuk wanita yang berumur di antara 18-24 tahun sahaja. Sila isi borang permohonan di bawah dan kemudian hantarkan bersama gambar berukuran paspot anda ke emel(apauzan@gmail.com) untuk penapisan calon-calon yang mungkin akan dijadikan teman wanita saya.

Nama:
Umur:
Alamat:
Tarikh Lahir:
Tempat Lahir:
Tinggi:
Berat:
No telefon:
Emel:
Bangsa:
Agama:
Warganegara:
Hobi:
Cita-cita:
Pekerjaan:
Gaji:
Makanan Kegeraman:
Minuman Kegeraman:
Warna Kegeraman:
Ukuran Badan:
Latar Belakang Pendidikan:
Kelulusan/Kelayakan:
Adakah anda pandai memasak?
*sila senaraikan lauk-pauk yang anda pandai masak
Adakah anda pandai membuat minuman?
*sila senaraikan jenis-jenis minuman yang anda pandai buat
Adakah anda merokok? Ya/Tidak
Adakah anda minum minuman beralkohol? Ya/Tidak
Keperluan anda:
Cinta, wang ringgit, kasih sayang, rumah besar, kereta mewah, suami yang tampan, anak, makanan/minuman yang cukup, pakaian, barang kemas dan sebagainya.
*Sila susun mengikut kepentingan anda
*Anda boleh membuat karangan mengenai diri anda

Tarikh tutup permohonan adalah pada 17 Mei 2009
Segala pertanyaan sila hubungi saya di emel yang tertera di atas

Free poetry

Many stories to tell, a book should I compile?

Hey there, what’s up?
I here, just woke up.

Brush my teeth, take my bath,
Do my prayers, and few other things lah.

Getting ready to go for classes,
Ride my bike, wearing my glasses.

Here I am, at my college,
Oh yeah, I arrived late.

Class have started, feeling sleepy,
Hasn’t breakfast, very hungry.

Jot down notes, actually drawing,
Hard to focus, damn I’m trying.

Went to the toilet, taking a pee,
Stay for a while, doing nothing to be exactly.

Class has finish, but not the credit crunch,
Went to the mamak’s, having a little lunch.

My stomach feel full, but felt okay,
Go to basement, just to pray.

Another class to attend, but not at the basement,
Suddenly end, in just a blip of few second.

Ride my bike, going home,
Here I am, home alone.

Feeling sleepy, but not yet,
Watching tv, full of craps.

Log in MySpace, ym & Skype,
Play with my rakun, simultaneously chat.

Doing homework, in a hurry,
Because I’m start to feel tired already.

It’s already late, I’m calling it a day,
Good night, have a nice day.

Aku lemah tanpamu

Aku rasa sungguh lemah tanpamu, tolong jangan tinggal daku.
Aku perlu kamu, untuk mengembalikan senyumanku.
Aku menggunakanmu, untuk membuatku merasa lebih bertenaga.
Aku rindu kamu, untuk mengisi ruang batinku.
Aku cinta kamu, kamu menjadikan aku lelaki hebat.
Aku sanggup buat apa saja untuk mendapatkanmu.
Aku sanggup membayar wang untuk membelimu.
Aku sanggup berlari untuk mengecapimu.
Aku sanggup dahaga untuk merasai kenikmatanmu.
Aku lemah tanpamu, my 100 plus. ;-)

2 minggu

2 minggu paling panjang pernah aku rasa, semuanya gara-gara sakit mata. Tapi sekarang mata aku dah hampir sembuh, so minggu depan, insyaAllah aku akan kembali ke kelas mentelaah pelajaran yang jauh ditinggalkan. Kebanyakan hari dalam masa 2 minggu ni,aku cuma dok di rumah, tak berani nak keluar coz mata kabur tak nampak jalan. Rabu lepas ni pun, aku pergi klinik kejap, cuci mata. Punya la sakit, tak dapat aku gambarkan. 2 kali aku buat treatment, sakitnya tuhan saja yang tahu. Setiap kali lepas treatment, aku perlukan masa lebih kurang 20min untuk buka mata, dapat tengok dengan keadaan yang ok untuk bawak moto. Masa aku menulis ni pun mata aku kabur lagi, tapi sebab da lama aku tak update blog, kosong je rasanya input kat sini, so aku paksakan diri jugak. Hopefully aku akan sembuh before kelas start balik minggu depan. Member-member yang ajak aku main futsal pun terpaksa aku tolak, sebab tak sembuh lagi, so aku amat merindui aksi di gelanggang futsal, aku rindu, aku perlu.

Barang siapa paling panjang

Teringat aku pada satu kisah masa lalu, ketika aku masih di bangku sekolah rendah. Masa tu ada perkhemahan pengakap daerah Kota Tinggi, semua sekolah di Kota Tinggi menghantar wakil, tidak kiralah sekolah rendah atau menengah. Sekolah aku mengambil bahagian dalam pertandingan kawad kaki, dan aku lah komandannya. Kitaorang menang kawad kaki peringkat sekolah rendah dan aku dengan hidung tinggi (yang sebenarnya tak tinggi pun) mengambil hadiah. Kisah yang aku nak cerita bukan pasal pertandingan kawad kaki tu, sebab dah nama pun johan, so mestilah mantap disiplin kitaorang. Nak dijadikan cerita, malam lepas kitaorang menang kawad kaki, cikgu kitaorang, cikgu I dengan cikgu Z buat 1 permainan. Nama permainan ni ‘barang siapa paling panjang’. Korang mesti da pikir bukan-bukan kan? Rileks, permainan ni bukan permainan yang lucah or yang keterlaluan. So, aku teruskan dengan cerita permainan ni. Permainan ni simple aje, kitaorang kena gunakan segala apa yang ada kat badan kitaorang, termasuk tubuh badan kitaorang untuk buat satu garisan memanjang. Sapa yang jaraknya pendek, akan didenda. So sapa yang pakai tebal, banyak baju, aksesori mempunyai banyak kelebihan la kan. Tanpa buang masa kitaorang pun susun barang masing-masing, ada yang sampai pakai suar dalam je, termasuk la aku. Lepas kitaorang siap susun suma barang, cikgu pun tengok la barang sapa yang paling pendek. Dalam 10 orang yang kena, aku pun termasuk dalam golongan tu jugak. Macam-macam alasan kitaorang bagi untuk tak didenda, tapi akhirnya kena jugak. Dendanya, kitaorang kena gi kat 3 point di deretan khemah-khemah pengakap sekolah lain dan cakap kuat-kuat, ‘barang saya pendek’, sampai la muka kitaorang dah naik merah dibuatnya. Itulah permainan yang terkelakar penah aku main, stil ingat sampai sekarang coz itulah antara kenangan paling manis masa aku di sekolah rendah.

At last

It's been a while since I last update my blog. I'm still recovering from conjunctivitis on both eyes. I wrote this just after watching my favorite team, Manchester United won 3-2 in a thrilling match with Aston Villa. With credit, Villa does deserve a point at least, but football is always football. You cannot cave in before the final whistle blows. With Rooney and Vidic suspended, Brown, Ferdinand and Berbatov out injured, United are well short of quality players, but they have proof that they have the strength in depth. With Neville back from hamstring problem, an inspirational captain has restored. They need someone like Keane, Schmeichel and Cantona to bark them out, as does so with Neville. But as always, their passing was their main weakness to exploit, and with speedy players such Young and Ablongahor (if I spell it correct), Villa does well to cause problems with counter attacks. United took the lead, as a back pass form Milner to Friedel cost them, as with resulting free kick, Ronaldo put United 1-0 with an angled shot. But as complacent creep in United side, Villa managed to equalized after a good work from Barry to crossed the ball for Carew to head in. At half time, it was a stalemate. After the restart, both sides went for glory trying everything possible to put the ball back of the opposition’s net. But Villa nicked in the goal to be 1-2 up. This time Carew the provider, with Ablongahor produced the finishing touch. United does played poorly in the game for much of the time, but with the introduction of the unknown striker from Italy, Macheda, brought a positive reaction to the United squad. He got a touch before Ronaldo slotted in a low left-footed shot before grabbing the winner at the death. The title is still very much alive, but with European fixtures next on the line, it surely makes things more exciting. Few bumps before and now the team has believed in themselves again (hope that's true). We’ll see how the team does from now on.

Speak my mind

This is a very sensitive and dangerous topic to talk about, because of the way our country being ran by our government leaders, but I’m just making an egalitarian statement about it. I think I need to speak and be heard. I'm neither a political analyst nor politician, but I see myself as a person who thinks there should be a drastic change in this situation. As UMNO election passed by, and the leaders has been picked, I’m very astonished that some of the leaders which has some controversial issue had been selected. They said that they have grass roots support, but what does it means? And what about Khairy Jamaluddin that had been instigated of money politics being give a head on to challenge for UMNO Youth head post? Why does Rahim Tambi Chik and some other politician being dropped for the post but not Khairy. I think that 'there are wheels within wheels' in that matter. I'm not being sarcastic or parochial, but i think the results are known long before it being published because there powerful and hidden influences beneath. It is not apt to say about 1 party, as other parties too are in shambolic situation. Take an example of PKR's leader, Anwar Ibrahim. He said a lot, but in reality check, not much has happened. Another example is the accusation for being into having unnatural sex with a guy, whether it’s true or not, it is very disgusting. Further to say, the parliament meeting which has been telecast live for some time, our 'respectable' leaders disputed in much hotly debated. There are a lot name calling and words that is used by no brainers. Things are getting worse and worse every day passed by. Corruption, sex scandals, power abused etc is taking its toll on the people. I read an article by Husam Musa which is very interesting. He said that our government is lying to us. There aren’t any shortages of gas and the oil price is not dependable on the oil price market. The subsidies being given are a lot shorter than said and we are paying more than ever just to let the government spend, but on what? There aren’t any proofs unless somebody in the financial department that is brave enough, come out and make things clear. Some of the candidates elected don’t deserve their spot. I don’t think Najib and Khairy has the ability to lead our government, as same goes with Pak Lah, which almost seen him as the weakest link, a weak leader. These politicians while some of them work hard to fulfill their promises to the voters deserve a credit based on their merit and performances, but some of them are more likely to chase popularity, money and the most important thing, power. This leads to disharmony among our people because some of them abuse the power to give richness to their close related person. It is unfair to other applicants of the projects tendered. While these person abuse their power, many accusation made to bring them down, which is almost impossible because of lack of proof and the use of ISA. I have spoken my mind today, and I hope I get some feedback on this. We have different opinions maybe, but the truth will only be justified when people act to proof it.

The political situation in Malaysia

This is a very sensitive and dangerous topic to talk about, because of the way our country being ran by our government leaders, but i'm just making an egalitarian statements about it. I think i need to speak and be heard. I'm not a political analyst nor politician, but i see myself as a person who think there should be a drastic change in this situation. As UMNO election passed by, and the leaders has been picked, i'm very astonished that some of the leaders which has controversially selected. They said that they have grass roots support, but what does it means? And what about Khairy Jamaluddin that had been instigated of money politics being give a head on to challenge for UMNO Youth head post? Why does Rahim Tambi Chik and some other politician being dropped for the post but not Khairy. I think that 'there are wheels within wheels' in that matter. I'm not being sarcastic or parochial, but i think the results are known long before it being published because there powerful and hidden influences beneath. It is not apt to say about 1 party, as other parties too are in shambolic situation. Take an example of PKR's leader, Anwar Ibrahim. He said a lot, but in reality check, not much has happened. Another example, the accusation for being into having unnatural sex with a guy, whether its true or not, it is very disgusting. Further to say, the parliament meeting which has been telecast live for some time, our 'respectable' leaders disputed in much hotly debated. There are a lot name calling and words that is used by no brainers. Things are getting worse and worse every day passed by. Corruption, sex scandals, power abused etc are taking its toll on the people. I read an article by Husam Musa which is very interesting. he said that

The key to success

The key to success, what makes people succeed? Some people said, you'll succeed if you work hard, is that phrase is correct? I doubt it. People who worked hard don't simply get what they want to achieve, that is from my point of view. Achieving your goals doesn't come in handy. You don't just set a goal, and wait for it. You have to fight for it, make it a dream come true. But for some people, they don't know what the want, they don't know what best for them, and the most important, they don't know if it is worth fighting for. I'm not saying that i know everything i need to succeed in my life, as i also don't have specific goals. All i want is to get a decent job (after i finished my degree of course) and have a family. That is the only goal i have now, and i think it'll come true, i hope so. The conclusion is, you have to know what do you want in life, and then how you gonna achieve it. But refering to the title, all i can say is that you need the right key to open a certain lock ;-). Think about it.